i'd have to break up the party......unless if everyone can show me they have sunblock on!
:-)
**
you just won a day at the spa and must bring along one of the following - who would you take with you?
a. oprah
b. dr. laura
c. cyndi lauper
d. sarah palin
e. dr. ruth
f. martha stewart
g. queen latifa
h. katie couric
i. mrs. fields

a. oprah -so 1980's!
b. dr. laura -So 1980's!
c. cyndi lauper -- COOL! I love the eighties!!
d. sarah palin -- Odd woman out, so 2006 ---
e. dr. ruth COOL!
f. martha stewart -- so 1980's
g. queen latifa - so 1980's
h. katie couric -- wrong network!
i. mrs. fields -- Cool!
And the winner is ---
Cyndi Lauper!!! She could escort me time after time...
While at the Spa, you must let one celebrity give you a foot massage! Choose one, please!
a) Charles Nelson Reilly
b) Mini Me
c) Marty Feldman (RIP)

definitely not mini me......he might be secretly taping me and put me in his next porn film.
i love charles nelson reilly ---- i always thought he was strange when i would watch him on 'match game' when i was like 6. i loved that 'brett' lady so much. they always were like two peas in a pod.
marty feldman not as creepy as mini me.
so b!
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a. you wake up in the middle of nowhere, can't remember how you go there, and you'll never know where you're headed
b. you go to sleep and you end up in freddy krueger's neighborhood and you just can't wake up when you discover he is looking for you
c. you eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and just get fat and fat and fat but then you spend days vomiting and you become skinny but always feel hungry and you go back to eat and eat and eat and get fat and fat and then vomit for days again and you just go on this never-ending cycle

:D I'll choose A because that's how I feel every day, anyhow!
You go to a bootsale and on a little old couples stall you see a bear for 20p which you KNOW is a rare collectible which is worth about ten grand. Do you....
a)buy it quickly before anyone else sees it.
b)tell them so they can sell it for its true worth.
c)buy it, so its yours, then tell them and split the money?

I talk to the little old lady and try to determine if she's really a beyotch.
If so, a)
If she's sweet, c)
You wake up to find you are dead.
A) You're in heaven
B) you're in that other place
C) You're not Catholic but you still find yourself in purgatory.
D) You're Catholic and you find yourself in purgatory.
E) You're in a room without doors, and full of TVs and they are all playing a different episode of Teletubbies!! (see B) )

E) I like teletubbies!!!
You walk into a dusty, old fashioned shop which looks like a bookshop. Once you get inside, you find its a huge shopping centre where everything is free. Are you:
A)in heaven
B)on drugs
C)asleep
D)wishful thinking

c) Asleep and having another crazy ambien dream!!!
There's a lady in front of you at the movie theater who's large hat is preventing you from seeing the screen
a) You tell her
b) you don't tell her and miss half the movie
c) You find another seat
d) you know it off her head and start a fight...

C, although with my luck there wouldn't be any more seats!
You go to a party which, although on the invite said "fancy dress", it was changed at the last minute to formal attire only. You are dressed as a duck. Do you:
A)enjoy yourself anyway
B)go home and change
C)stay there as a duck but be really miserable.

Now, tell me why you dressed as a duck? Before I go any further

:oops: :oops: did I say that I had?? Actually I saw something like it on Sabrina the teenage witch!! Although I did dress as a fairy once and only 2 other people had bothered to dress up! And hubby was a gorrilla!! And my son was a cowboy!!