And I could tell they were all written by a Brit! British humor is the best!

I'm relieved! Your inner beyotchiness was kind of scaring me!

Well, giving a cute little doggie a cigar and diapers is kinda scaring me, Lecia!!

Okay, I'll just put a tutu on her and give her a shot of tequila!

You're a doggy sadist!! Just let me adopt Molly and I'll treat her like the little princess she really is!!

You couldn't take it-you'd be giving her back after a day!
You have to poop-not urgently but you can feel the sensation building up. You are not at home.
do you
a) look for the nearest restroom and sit your hiney down and go for it
b) go home and do your business
c) stop by a friend's house that is close by and after a quick cup of tea ask to use her facilities
d) hold it and hope the urges goes away

It depends on how badly I need to go. And how clean the public restrooms are!
You are sick with the flu.
A. You suffer quietly and avoid going to work.
B. You ask everyone about remedies and go to work.
C. you whine and make sure everyone is as miserable as you are!!