by puzzledbutt » 10 Jul 2013, 14:18
didnt get finished there sorry. so everything went well until my boyfriend found a lovely shop that sold huge chunks of the darkess chocolate ever! i thought ok im not drinking unless we r talking about the five litres of water, i cant have pizza or any lovely breads or deserts so i meant only to eat a wee bit of it but ended up gobbling it all down in true woman style who cant sleep if she knows there is chocolate in the house, and so comes the bad news- my lovely boyfriend was in bathroom getting ready to go out for romantic venice meal and i had just put on my lovely new silk undies i bought for holidays and bent down to slip on beautiful flowly long dress when i passed wind and soiled myself!! yes everyone i crapped in my new holiday pants! oh sweet baby jesus!!! "darlin could u let me into the bathroom please ive just dirtyed myself" yeah well that nearly killed the romance of the night, but later on when we got in i got the coconut oil out after reading more handly ahem!! more things u can use it for so he soon forgot about the sight of me washing out my good knickers in the bathroom sink!! love to u all:-) going now to read everyones posts to see how u all r doing xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx