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Re: My LIS Diary - March 2012 & fully healed in 4 weeks

Postby Sweet Bugaboo » 21 Mar 2012, 09:12

Davo wrote:POST LIS – DAY #7 (Wednesday)
**A Day of Reflection**
So a week has passed since my LIS surgery and today I thought I would make an inspection (using a mirror). The bruising and swelling have reduced considerably; in fact the bruising has gone altogether. What I did notice though is a small lump exactly at the same position as the incision wound, it is not causing me any pain but there is always the worry of infection. When I left the hospital I was given the business card of the Colo-rectal specialist nurse with the instruction to call her 24/7 if I ever had any concerns. So I gave her a call and it turns out that this is completely normal and I need not worry unless it causes me pain or starts bleeding. I also took the opportunity to mention the pink soiling I get each day, apparently this is also completely normal and should clear in a few weeks.
Well today I had the dreaded Gammon Steak BM and to be honest it was pretty large and quite dry which probably wasn’t helped by my reduced water intake (I forget to drink it!). Its didn’t hurt and I had no fissure pain or spasms however it did slightly irritate the incision wound and a small amount of soreness and itching has been experienced throughout the morning but nothing more than discomfort.
Today I also booked my one month follow up appointment as requested by my CRS whilst in hospital. To do this I have to call my medical insurance provider for pre-authorization however this was already covered in the cost of the procedure apparently. So whilst speaking with the insurance company I cheekily asked what the cost of my whole experience was and surprisingly enough she detailed it all out to me. So for the purposes of anyone in the UK who may be fed up with the NHS or would prefer to go private here are the details:
Firstly please bear in mind that my hospital is in Central London and anything in Central London whether it be food, drink, hotels or whatever it will always include a huge premium over any other part of the country. Also it is on Harley Street which means they can basically charge what the hell they want and finally when my insurance company asked me to choose a CRS I picked the very best I could. So here is the cost of my surgery for LIS only (it does not include any other procedures such as fissurectomy, etc.)
24 hour hire of private en-suite hospital room with breakfast lunch & dinner including nursing care and all necessary medication Ј865
Operating Theatre cost including ECU, equipment hire, nursing staff and medical supplies Ј1,025
Surgeons Fee for LIS procedure Ј250
Anesthetist Cost including medication Ј180
TOTAL COST OF LIS SURGERY Ј2,320
Also I had to pay for take away prescription pain killers which came to around Ј22
Another cost to bear in mind are the consultations, I had three consultations pre-surgery @ Ј180 each (The follow up consultation is covered within the surgery cost)
As for me I am still doing well, I don’t suffer pain anymore, I go out for walks and are starting to love my life again.
This afternoon I went to St James Park and fed the ducks, I also took some monkey nuts and fed the squirrels. The Squirrels are very tame here and you can coax them to come and sit on your knee and munch away on their food. It was great just sitting there without a care (or pain) in the world and it made me reflect on the past six months. I understand that if you are reading my diary you are either comparing LIS notes, are scheduled for surgery or are suffering from Anal Fissures. I don’t know if any of the other veterans on the board feel the same but when I think about what I have been through and then I see newbies come to the board with the same problems I find it quite upsetting.
Anyway today I am taking a break from the wise cracks and I hope every single one of you is having a pain free day
Davo

So great to hear that you're on the mend, Davo. Yes, it is upsetting to read about everyone's pain . . . but we're here to help one another - to give support and information - so, it's nice to stick around while we heal, and maybe we can be of assistance to others.
I don't feel healed, just yet. I had an extremely sore day yesterday - but we'll see how it goes, here on out.
As to the medical costs in the UK, I don't know the American equivalent. We're still getting bills from the hospital, my crs's office, the anesthesiologist, etc. It promises to have been a pricey surgery - but if my AF suffering can be over, then we'll just try to deal with the costs.
The squirrels here are all over the neighborhood. My dog gets out on the "hunt" (backyard) if she sees one. It's never a pretty sight if she catches one, either.
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Re: My LIS Diary - March 2012 & fully healed in 4 weeks

Postby Davo » 21 Mar 2012, 09:17

Hi Sweet,
From what i have seen previously it seems the US is way more expensive when it comes to medical expenses.
I was going to put the US equivalent on my suregery actually, so here it is at todays exchange rate:
24 hour hire of private en-suite hospital room with breakfast lunch & dinner including nursing care and all necessary medication $1,342
Operating Theatre cost including ECU, equipment hire, nursing staff and medical supplies $1,590
Surgeons Fee for LIS procedure $388
Anesthetist Cost including medication $279
TOTAL COST OF LIS SURGERY $3,598
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Re: My LIS Diary - March 2012 & fully healed in 4 weeks

Postby Sweet Bugaboo » 21 Mar 2012, 14:47

Davo, that sounds about right. My surgery is at least that much, possibly more. We haven't totaled everything up, yet, but it will be every bit that much.
BTW, I did not get a private-en-suite room OR any meals! Post-op, I got a cracker and some soda - and not long after that, they got me out of there, asap, and sent me on my merry way.
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Re: My LIS Diary - March 2012 & fully healed in 4 weeks

Postby Davo » 22 Mar 2012, 10:57

Sweet, its not exactly cheap though it it? I was suprised at how low the surgeons fee was compared with everything else.
A cracker and soda???? BRILLIANT!!!!! :D
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Re: My LIS Diary - March 2012 & fully healed in 4 weeks

Postby Davo » 22 Mar 2012, 11:07

POST LIS – DAY #8 (Thursday)
**Oh the Paranoia - ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME?**
So even though the nurse told me i have nothing to worry about with this little lump i am still paranoid that i have an infection as its quite tender to touch. So i take a stroll to the doctors for a second opinion. Anyway it turns out the nurse was right, there is no infection and the lump is just excess skin and swelling from the scalpel incision point... phew!
So today i am 99.5% pain free, the only discomfort i feel is the tenderness from this swollen lump and i only experience this when i move suddenly.
The light pink soiling stains on the cotton wool gauze i insert each day seems to be diminishing and overall i feel great.
When i first started my diary i expected to tell you all about my rock'n'roll fissure tales and the roller coaster ride to recovery but its been quite lame so far hasn't it?
So i intend returning to work on Monday (Day 12) and that will probably be my last daily post. From then on i will just update it with any issues i encounter, when i have my post-surgery follow up and hopefully when i fully heal.
Sorry for having a boring recovery! :)
Davo
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Re: My LIS Diary - March 2012 & fully healed in 4 weeks

Postby Sweet Bugaboo » 22 Mar 2012, 11:20

Davo wrote:POST LIS – DAY #8 (Thursday)
**Oh the Paranoia - ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME?**
So even though the nurse told me i have nothing to worry about with this little lump i am still paranoid that i have an infection as its quite tender to touch. So i take a stroll to the doctors for a second opinion. Anyway it turns out the nurse was right, there is no infection and the lump is just excess skin and swelling from the scalpel incision point... phew!
So today i am 99.5% pain free, the only discomfort i feel is the tenderness from this swollen lump and i only experience this when i move suddenly.
The light pink soiling stains on the cotton wool gauze i insert each day seems to be diminishing and overall i feel great.
When i first started my diary i expected to tell you all about my rock'n'roll fissure tales and the roller coaster ride to recovery but its been quite lame so far hasn't it?
So i intend returning to work on Monday (Day 12) and that will probably be my last daily post. From then on i will just update it with any issues i encounter, when i have my post-surgery follow up and hopefully when i fully heal.
Sorry for having a boring recovery! :)
Davo

I hope you don't disappear entirely, Davo! Glad you're on the mend, of course - but you'll be missed here, for sure. Please check in, when you can -- we kind of get attached to one another here, throughout this painful journey, lol.
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Re: My LIS Diary - March 2012 & fully healed in 4 weeks

Postby 44alegna44 » 22 Mar 2012, 15:05

Hi Davo, i couldn't be happier for you, a boring recovery seems to be the best recovery! My hope is that you continue on the same path. I too shall miss viewing your "daily diary", you have made me laugh out loud numerous times while reading your posts, so much so that when my husband sees me reading the screen and break out in laughter he says "don't tell me, Davo posted again right?" I'm not sure what your day job is, but I'm sure you'd be a success with a gig in stand-up. If you ever consider it let me know, this way when I get to London and book a room at your lavish hospital, I'll be sure to buy a ticket to your show...sounds like a plan to me! Best wishes, angel
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Re: My LIS Diary - March 2012 & fully healed in 4 weeks

Postby Davo » 23 Mar 2012, 06:28

Sweet/alegna,
Thanks for your comments and i am not going anywhere just yet, i was just saying that as time goes by the healing from day to day does not seem that significant anymore. So rather than keep saying 'things are still improving' i will just post as i hit specific milestones such as when the blood stops altogether or at a follow up with my CRS, etc.
alegna,
You think i could do stand up? Nooooo I just have a pretty warped sense of humour!! I thought that rather than talk about my fissure each day i would also incorporate what i am thinking but unfortunately it reads like i have some sort of vendetta against my girlfriend :D
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Re: My LIS Diary - March 2012 & fully healed in 4 weeks

Postby Davo » 23 Mar 2012, 10:10

POST LIS – DAY #9 (Friday)
**My work colleagues love my bottom**
The weekend starts today…… BRILLIANT! This time last week I was laid up in bed watching TV and playing on my illness in order to get 24 hour waitress service but now I am up on my feet, the weather is good and it should be a great weekend. You have probably noticed that I have not mentioned my beloved ‘significant other’ for the past few days…. Well she has been away on business and left me in peace… not only does her employer offer me free medical insurance but they also send her away on business when the going gets tough at home.… what a brilliant company!!!
So what’s going on in my life? Well in her absence I have discovered that our TV does actually have a remote control and we actually do have TV channels which don’t show crappy girlie programmes all day long. I mean 90210, Greek, Glee, etc. What the hell is that all about eh? I was actually forced (Yes Forced) into seeing ‘Glee Live’ in London last year (Can you believe it?) Imagine giving a 3 year old a great big lollypop and then immediately snatching it straight back from them again, well that is the face I had on me for the whole evening. Honestly it was slightly less fun than drowning – anyway I am waffling on again about nothing.
So today I decided to have a clear out of my post-surgery bedroom – this was a room I set aside with lots of pillows, medications, magazines, books, DVDs and just generally things to keep me happy. It was a lovely feeling to put things back to normal and then I got a call from the hospital – not a typical questionnaire call or anything just from a nurse to see how I am feeling and if everything is ok with me….. awww how sweet.
So far I have not had any signs of incontinence whatsoever (touching wood), I have only had slight (and I mean very slight) pink blood soiling each day but this is because the cotton wool gauze I insert is in direct contact with the wound (so technically it’s not actually leakage). On the first day or two I had a bit more wind than usual but this was controllable and noise free.
So today I thought I would actually test the incontinence (don’t try this at home kids) – I had the urge to go to the bathroom after breakfast this morning but I thought I would hold out for 30 minutes as sometimes there are instances where you can get caught short such as when you are driving or when you are out and about. So for 30 minutes I danced around the apartment making chimpanzee noises and generally looking like a complete idiot until I could take it no longer and when I did go there was no leakage or soiling – everything was fine and I was 100% in control of my bowels….. phew!
As for my lump (and I mean in my backside and not my girlfriend…. If you are reading this dearest I didn’t mean it, it was them lot honestly, they forced me to say it) it is still there but it does seem to be getting better and the swelling is decreasing.
And finally I received a Get Well Soon card in the post today from my work colleagues, now you are probably thinking how sweet and that I must work with a really nice bunch of people however as I mentioned previously they are a bunch of immature school children. So here are a few of their comments:
“Don’t worry, we are all looking forward to kissing your butt better when you return”
“Hope your bum gets better soon”
“Hope your bottom recovers soon mate, I’ve got big plans for it”
“What are you going to do on a morning now you don’t have to jam your fingers up there?” (I think he is referring to applying the GTN)
“It’s about time you got your arse fixed”
So that’s it for me today – have a great weekend folks
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Re: My LIS Diary - March 2012 & fully healed in 4 weeks

Postby Sweet Bugaboo » 23 Mar 2012, 10:37

Davo wrote:POST LIS – DAY #9 (Friday)
**My work colleagues love my bottom**
The weekend starts today…… BRILLIANT! This time last week I was laid up in bed watching TV and playing on my illness in order to get 24 hour waitress service but now I am up on my feet, the weather is good and it should be a great weekend. You have probably noticed that I have not mentioned my beloved ‘significant other’ for the past few days…. Well she has been away on business and left me in peace… not only does her employer offer me free medical insurance but they also send her away on business when the going gets tough at home.… what a brilliant company!!!
So what’s going on in my life? Well in her absence I have discovered that our TV does actually have a remote control and we actually do have TV channels which don’t show crappy girlie programmes all day long. I mean 90210, Greek, Glee, etc. What the hell is that all about eh? I was actually forced (Yes Forced) into seeing ‘Glee Live’ in London last year (Can you believe it?) Imagine giving a 3 year old a great big lollypop and then immediately snatching it straight back from them again, well that is the face I had on me for the whole evening. Honestly it was slightly less fun than drowning – anyway I am waffling on again about nothing.
So today I decided to have a clear out of my post-surgery bedroom – this was a room I set aside with lots of pillows, medications, magazines, books, DVDs and just generally things to keep me happy. It was a lovely feeling to put things back to normal and then I got a call from the hospital – not a typical questionnaire call or anything just from a nurse to see how I am feeling and if everything is ok with me….. awww how sweet.
So far I have not had any signs of incontinence whatsoever (touching wood), I have only had slight (and I mean very slight) pink blood soiling each day but this is because the cotton wool gauze I insert is in direct contact with the wound (so technically it’s not actually leakage). On the first day or two I had a bit more wind than usual but this was controllable and noise free.
So today I thought I would actually test the incontinence (don’t try this at home kids) – I had the urge to go to the bathroom after breakfast this morning but I thought I would hold out for 30 minutes as sometimes there are instances where you can get caught short such as when you are driving or when you are out and about. So for 30 minutes I danced around the apartment making chimpanzee noises and generally looking like a complete idiot until I could take it no longer and when I did go there was no leakage or soiling – everything was fine and I was 100% in control of my bowels….. phew!
As for my lump (and I mean in my backside and not my girlfriend…. If you are reading this dearest I didn’t mean it, it was them lot honestly, they forced me to say it) it is still there but it does seem to be getting better and the swelling is decreasing.
And finally I received a Get Well Soon card in the post today from my work colleagues, now you are probably thinking how sweet and that I must work with a really nice bunch of people however as I mentioned previously they are a bunch of immature school children. So here are a few of their comments:
“Don’t worry, we are all looking forward to kissing your butt better when you return”
“Hope your bum gets better soon”
“Hope your bottom recovers soon mate, I’ve got big plans for it”
“What are you going to do on a morning now you don’t have to jam your fingers up there?” (I think he is referring to applying the GTN)
“It’s about time you got your arse fixed”
So that’s it for me today – have a great weekend folks
Davo

LOL LOL! Cute post, Davo -- and I'm glad you're feeling good enough to have such a great sense of humor.
I think it's good that you told your co-workers (about your bottom problems), too. The fanny jokes are to be expected. I've gotten my fair share of those, too.
Now that you're getting past your backside troubles, can you go ahead with your wedding plans? I only ask, because you mentioned that sometime back. I hope all is well and that you have a lovely event. You must keep us posted about that, too - because we'll all want to know how you do with all that yummy wedding food . . .
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