Oh - I seeeee, Juney LOL, Juney had fun posting to me he he, maybe she was doing it while white-water rafting so she hit send button many times because of all those "bumps" and "jumps" - and lets still pretend it was just " water rafting" he he heee wink-wink , thats the way to go Juney - LOL- have fun while your behind is still behaving ; ) ! Yeah - I am not the most inspirational case here

, but look at others who got well 100%, you must say I am an exception and some other poor souls here - but , most people get better and so will we "the orphans of the life" as Andrea Bocelli sings so wonderfully on one of his CDs. Hey, guy is blind and he found a mistress - and she is very beautiful as was his wife - blind, riiiiight (nudge nudge). Anyway - Juney - you have infection and that might require surgery while it is still mini fistula and not a deep one

- I wish you luck though , whatever you decide.
Now - my report - let me clear my throat (cough cough khhhhhhhemmm)
OK . First thank you all for prayers and well wishing

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- what can I say - you are the BEST !!!! :fairyelf:
My spasm theory was confirmed - both of my sphincters are in spasm . He
said that it usually happens to hemorrhoidectomy patients - so I am in that kind of pain and that explains a lot. Now - spasms will go down as I heal and he expects that in about 2-3 weeks I should start seeing light at the end of my very deep tunnel . He did a LIS but he said he was afraid to
cut too much since I am so young ( he he, nice to hear that, but I wish he understands the magnitude of my T-rex sphincter and its regenerative abilities ), and would rather do it too little than too much - so yeah - but he definitely felt it relax a little when he cut it. He used small scalpel called
"beaver nose" that goes in smoothly but catches muscle threads on the way back and breaks them - so I was hooked like little fish - I guess it complements out Mermaid theme here :lilmer: . Now - the big surprise - are you all ready - my fissurectomy was performed at 12 o'clock :bigbart: !!!!!! That is why I have a bump there !!!!! No wonder nobody could see a fissure when they all looked for my 6 o'clock old buddy (smack, smack, smack) - I had non healing fissure at 12 o'clock !!!!!!! Anyway - the bugger is cut out and the swelling will subside eventually - may all butt fairies be with me !!! You think it is all - oh no - I had more procedures done ! He found 3 centennial piles INSIDE and removed them , so I have small 3 sores inside that need to heal too
All in all - my butt is in a shock and clammed down and it is a miracle it opens at all to poop - if I was "it" I would pack my stuff and just go to ashram and mediate for 20 years till I heal emotionally . Considering all that was done - I am giving myself a big pat on my back and now I know why my LIS no. 1 can not be compared with LIS no. 2- I have total of 7 cuts in my butt

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So, I asked for pain meds refill - got 2 and he said people are taking 2 pills every 4 hours and PLUS ibuprofen - so no wonder I wanted to die with 2 pills a day

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That would be all my dear buddies - I will not be able to type much today , but I will be with you in spirit as always! I hope everybody is in less pain today !!!!!!
LOVE YOU ALL and take care !!! :alien: